No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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