very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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