I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I am mentally ready for anal.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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