Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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