if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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