Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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