Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I am naked and annoyed.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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