If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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