a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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