For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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