With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
