butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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