I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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