:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Every concussion has its silver lining
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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