I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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