Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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