tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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