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She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just invented taco cereal.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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