Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
