we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
