ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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