My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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