Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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