let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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