so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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