i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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