i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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