"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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