please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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