I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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