Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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