Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
