fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
