Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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