he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
