In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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