i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
How does it feel to date your dad?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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