She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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