Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I love having hate sex.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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