Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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