god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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