you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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