We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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