They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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