shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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