i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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