Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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