Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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