we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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