but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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