What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
