I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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