I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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