Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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