I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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