your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
